Ashton Kutcher has been acting way too happy on the set of his sitcom Two And A Half Men lately, why? Here’s a clue. He’s certainly not all smiles about his birthday or the cheesy birthday cake his co-workers got him. He’s probably happy because his famous wife is out of the public eye in a non-disclosed location for celebrity rehab. Since the now infamous 911 phone call incident where an unconscious and non-responsive Demi Moore went into seizures in her celebrity home after a night of smoking a drug called Spice, allegedly doing Whip-Its (huffing nitrous oxide out of whipped cream cans to get high), and drinking with her daughter Rumer Willis, he looks like the good guy.

Ashton Kutcher wifey Demi MooreWith his famous wifey tucked away somewhere out of the public eye, actor Ashton Kutcher seems to be acting way too happy on the set of Two And A Half Men, even for a funny guy. If he ever really loved Demi Moore [and was not just using her for her Hollywood connections and money], how could the self-proclaimed humanitarian possibly cause her so much pain and then seem to be happy while she’s so clearly suffering?

Demi Moore, his estranged wife, is rumored to be at a treatment facility somewhere in the United States. Many rumor mills reports claim she’s been checked into a luxury rehab facility in Utah that focuses on treating women with eating disorders and men and women with drug and alcohol addictions. No real proof has surfaced to confirm the location but every photog in the world would trade their best telephoto lenses for a photograph of the star through the window of the 5-star luxury resort style medical facility.

These same sources have even gone so far as to suggest a really strange Two And A Half Men tie between Ashton Kutcher and Charlie Sheen. The rumor mills reports say that wifey has been under lock and key getting treated for drug and alcohol abuse with the former sitcom actor’s ex-wife Brooke Mueller (as preposterous but “small-world, Hollywood” as that may seem).

However, it is most likely that Moore has gone further off the grid that any of the tabloid writers suspect.

If she is working with Deepak Chopra, the chances are she’s planning to spend some time working with him either alone or in group therapy sessions — as the face to face counseling time with celebrity friends and people in crisis can sometimes work the best.

To that end, finding Demi right now — which to date has been more like playing a game of Where’s Waldo — might be easier to do if the paparazzi put a tail on the best-selling author.

Furthermore, because Demi has been known to visit with him overseas, it would not be surprising at all to find out that her daughters are remaining in California to distract the tabloid media while their mother recovers in some Eat, Pray, Love manner in treatment facilities that look somewhat similar to the places her real life pal Julia Roberts‘ fictional character stayed while she was filming the movie.

As for her estranged husband Ashton Kutcher, there has been some slightly disturbing news. He’s acting a bit too happy right now, considering the emotional crisis put his wifey in to begin with when he decided to cheat.

“With his estranged wife Demi Moore recovering in rehab following her recent hospitalization, Kutcher returned to the set of his CBS sitcom on Jan. 31 after a trip to Brazil…” said the magazine. “Ashton was in a great mood and seemed to be excited to be back at work,” an eyewitness told PEOPLE at the time.”

Why was the actor in such a great mood while his wife he previously professed to love and care about so much was obviously hurting?

Probably because her little “health crisis” 911 call took the focus off of him for a while. Ashton Kutcher was caught cheating on his wife with a very young woman named Sarah Leal — who eagerly some the story of their lovers tryst to the tabloids almost immediately. With rumors that Ashton and Demi had an open marriage, some swinger sources say that the straw that broke the camel’s back in the relationship was not his dalliance with the other woman as much as the news he failed to use protection.

Ashton and Demi had been trying for years to conceive a child of their own (unsuccessfully) and the news he had let that special part of their bond been broken by another women likely broke the heart and trust of the open-minded 49-year-old actress completely.

Alth0ugh it would be nice to think that the two star celebs have had an emotional breakthrough in counseling and he’s happy that they are on their way to mending the relationship he so seriously damaged, it is not likely. Since the highly publicized split, he’s done almost everything but have her back. Actually, in all reality, he’s been spotted out in night club venues all over the world — from local dive bars to the hottest clubbing venues. To that end, while he may have been a more resilient partier than she, he really is making himself look a bit douchey.

Just so we’re clear — when the cameras for Two And A Half Men are not rolling, turn down the smiley face @aplusk. Seriously… even if you can’t take back what you’ve done wrong, at least make an effort to look like you have some empathy (which for the record is completely different than sympathy).

@MrsKutcher is seriously hurt and you should consider this your golden opportunity to make or break your connection with her by the way you behave. If you are in mourning, there is a chance you two can fix things, but if you keep going the way you are, there will never be a chance for either of you to heal.

While you might not look like the walking wounded when you see yourself in the mirror, only the most callous and least evolved spirits in the world who truly do not have your best interest at heart don’t see that all this party boy womanizing persona you put up as a front is because you have learned unhealthy coping mechanisms that ultimately can damage or destroy your soul completely.

Good karma = nice people might finish last but they are always rewarded for their faith and goodwill.

Bad karma = bad people burn out and fade away in a blaze of glory before ever reaching the spiritual finish line and evolving.

End rant — and soapbox preaching… but Ashton Kutcher, you really should be listening.

Stop embarrassing yourself and wifey even if you two really are divorcing. The karmic wheels you are spinning like a DJ playing the same old stereotypical broken records of the cheater’s dance not only sound scratchy, they are making anyone watching them closely dizzy. Demi Moore already fell down because of it, and its only a matter of time until you yourself start to get motion sick from all the ridiculous crap you are doing to keep busy. What’s worse is the fact you are likely to get one of these bimbo club girl pregnant and then you will be stuck trying to make things work with her so you don’t have to pay through the nose to see your own baby.

So ease up on the happy and chill out on the partying with other women.

If you don’t, rumor mills reports are going to start surfacing that you never really loved your wife and were just using her for her money and to advance your career — and that won’t be good for either of you professionally or personally.

 

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