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Is Bree Olson vegan lifestyle compatible with Charlie Sheen Tiger Blood?

[Mar. 11]

Rachel Oberlin (a.k.a. Bree Olson) is the Goddess who has continued to stick by Charlie Sheen throughout all his antics over his dispute with the creators of Two and a Half Men, his being fired by Warner Bros. Television, and his less than stable rants about Winning, being Adonis, and having Tiger Blood. Bree Olson is also a vegan. She is well on her way, courtesy of Charlie Sheen’s crazy, to becoming the next big green celebrity.

But this has a lot of people confused. You would think that our newest green celebrity, Bree Olson, being a vegan, would object to a lifestyle of animal suffering. That’s the vegan take on animal rights, yes? Maybe comparing Charlie Sheen to a suffering animal is a stretch. We’re not entirely sure he’s suffering or that he’s an animal, although maybe having Tiger Blood qualifies him.

Maybe Bree Olson just is waiting around for Charlie Sheen to get his twin boys back. [She may have a long wait if he keeps up the vitriol and name-calling over Sheen’s Korner on UStream.] Maybe she really is just a live-in Goddess nanny. But it’s hard to imagine anyone remotely resembling a green celebrity vegan sharing air time and living space with a man like Charlie Sheen. It’s tough not to imagine him tearing into the subjects of his attacks like a hyena on a kill.

Maybe that’s why “the Rach” (Rachel Oberlin, a.k.a. Bree Olson) disappeared a few days ago. Perhaps the green celebrity couldn’t handle the animalistic nature of Sheen’s Tiger Blood. But she was back soon enough.