Seeing how nice Snooki (Nicole Polizzi) looks without makeup, it would be interesting to see what would happen if all the girls on the MTV reality show Jersey Shore had total girl next door makeovers. The one we suspect would still look like a dirty little who – O’er would be Deena Cortese. While she may need to resort to being a professional mud wrestler, Snooki, Sammi Giancola, and JWoww might actually look hot in a photo shoot without their makeup. Not that the fantasy they really were wholesome as well as gorgeous would not be totally ruined when any one of them opened their mouths, but still. If they agreed, imagine that. Keep reading…
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Snooki from Jersey Shore new look and red hairdo praised by who?
Snooki from the reality television show Jersey Shore got big praise from celebrity gossip blogger Perez Hilton on New Years Day. Why was he giving her kudos and more free publicity? Over her new ginger inspired hairstyle, of course. It actually looked cute — well, pretty cute… more cute if you were a bit too hungover from late night debauchery at New Years Eve parties. Maybe she was going for a Captain Jack Sparrow Johnny Depp look from Pirates of the Caribbean or something. Whatever the case, she has lost a bunch of that booze induced fat weight. Did Snooki from Jersey Shore really go ginger and does she look great? Keep reading…
Celebrity OOPS: Snooki from Jersey Shore wrecked Italian police cruiser?
Celebrity OOPS!
Jersey Shore Snooki fender bender with police cruiser in Italy makes worldwide headline news?
[May 31]
Wrecked exotic… location! Publicity stunt of not, the littlest Jersey Shore reality television cast member got in a celebrity OOPS fender bender Memorial Day Weekend while out celebrating like an American while pretending to be European Italian. Snooki, America’s favorite half pint Guidette, was in Italy over the holiday weekend while being filmed for the MTV reality TV series Jersey Shore. That was when the car crash bang boom fireworks allegedly happened.
The Washington Press reports:
According to People magazine, Deena Nicole Cortese and a member of the show’s production team were also in the crash, during which Snooki ran into the back of a police patrol car that was supposed to act as an escort to protect the group’s personal safety. MTV released a statement Monday that said alcohol was not a factor and no one was arrested or seriously injured as a result of the incident.
Snooki is world famous now for her foul mouth, binge drinking habits, and for essentially making Italian-American people all a bit embarrassed with her claim she is one of their clan.
Even the real Italians are embarrassed to see how all of the Jersey Shore cast members have been dressing and acting while on location filming in Italy. More than one person comes forward every day to say, “That is not how real Italian people look or act.”
Having tried the Cookie Diet, celebrity diets, and every different kind of health and fitness regime to make herself more attractive, poor little Snooki — at 4 foot 11 inches tall — is doomed by bad genetics.
What makes the little woman act like she is so big, hairy and scary?
Likely, she is from a bad family with poor manners and she has an inferiority complex bigger than all the poof hairdos over the year she has worn stacked together.
But what about the car accident and the real story behind the rumors that the celebrity car wreck happened?
Mother-Daughter Reality TV series casting call by Jersey Shore creators?
Reality Television News!
Casting Call opens for new Mother-Daughter Reality TV series —
[Apr. 7]
The creators of Jersey Shore have issued a casting call for a new Mother-Daughter reality television series, and if you think Snooki, JWOWW, and The Situation are bad — just wait until you see the mom and daughter pairs they hope to dredge up! Jerry Springer auditions ought to slow down if this reality TV show revs up. Details below.
How likely is it that the new show will feature any eco-friendly celebrities? Not very. However, simply due to the ridiculous factor, we half way expect there to be pampered pets that make an appearance at some point with at least one pet friendly mom or soon-to-be celebrity kids.
We also hope that no matter how crazy the AND SHE’S YOUR MOM show gets that it will have a bit of the Housewives flair, in that moms with means typically will c=participate in some way raising funds for charity.
Keep your fingers crossed, GCN readers, that they elect to feature divas of decadence who hold fund-raisers at local country clubs more than tarts from trailer parks who don’t go farther than the local pub. Since the Judds were already taken by the Oprah Winfrey Network, it will be interesting to see if any star celeb moms and Hollywood starlet girls audition for this casting call.
Pay grade is higher for Jersey Shore Snooki than Nobel Prize winner?
Strange News!
Pay grade is higher for Jersey Shore Snooki to speak at a university than to hire a Nobel Prize winner?
[Apr. 5]
Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi of MTV reality television Jersey Shore fame, earned a whopping 32 thousand dollars for a speaking engagement at Rutgers University, and a lot of students are unhappy about the deal. Rutgers University paid two thousand more than it paid Nobel-prize winning author Toni Morrison.
But WetPaint.Com reports MTV starlet Snooki actually is a green celebrity. The reality television star “works with animal charities, zoos, fire departments, and burn victim charities,” the site says. And the green c
Which Jersey Shore girl is leaving reality TV for a career in professional wrestling?
Jersey Shore News!
[Jan. 9 — News + Editorial]
No, it’s not an oil slick due to hair gel or spray tan residue from the Guidos and Guidettes. The hair spray cloud has not clogged all New Jersey ventilation systems. We’re not even dealing with the fact that Snooki and JWOWW have made a seriously insulting anti-Semitic ranting video attacking one of Green Celebrity News Networks’ favorite talk show hosts and green celebrities Joy Behar this week. Today, the breaking headline news announcement is that Jersey Shore reality television star Angelina Pivarnick might be leaving reality television for a career in professional wrestling.
Now, if you are like us — and don’t watch Jersey Shore with any regularity (if ever) you might be saying to yourself right now, “Who cares?” Well, quite frankly we do, as we think the TNA wrestling arena is the perfect place for all those who worship the Jersey Shore girl way of life or former cast members wrestling with unemployment to be directed while watching TV.
We also think that corralling these people in a stadium and chaining the doors shut, sending in liquor and nacho cheese topped items for sustenance and anything else these bizarre people need to be happy.