Celebrity Rehab! Former Friends star turned movie actor Matthew Perry taking a sober retreat away from Hollywood? How will we ever be able to make fun of you, Matthew Perry — especially if every time you make a public announcement about your struggles with addictions you do so in such a way that you make yourself into a green celebrity role model? Your actions speak louder than funny words, my friend… TMZ is reporting that actor Matthew Perry is taking a month-long break from the Hollywood movie production scene to retreat and reflect on his life, times, and sobriety. Keep reading…
May 12, 2011
Two And A Half Men: Charlie Sheen, Ashton Kutcher, or Hugh Grant more funny?
Hollywood Gossip!
Would Hugh Grant or Ashton Kutcher make a better replacement for funny actor Charlie Sheen on hit sitcom Two And A Half Men?
[May 12]
Last night, news sources revealed that actor Hugh Grant was in the running to replace Charlie Sheen on the hit television series Two And A Half Men, but on May 12th TMZ says NAH-UH. Green celebrity sidekick to actress Demi Moore Ashton Kutcher might be the next generously endowed Hollywood heart-throb to bring ample character to the show. So what is true — that Hugh Grant turned down a million dollars an episode to play a depraved character on the television series that appeals to the randy nature and raunchy sense of humor in most? Or the claim that TMZ is making that Ashton Kutcher — who by the way made That 70s Show with actress Mila Kunis and movies like Dude, Where’s My Car legendary — wants to replace winning unemployed actor Charlie Sheen as the highest paid actor on television?
Considering the wild success the hit show has had as a rerun event since Charlie Sheen bottomed out then rebounded like a hooptie car hitting a pot hole, Chuck Lorre would be an idiot to cancel the show or hire an actor to replace him that is sub par.
With impressive movie star credentials, comedic talent galore, and a definite likable bad boy underscore to their charms, both Hugh Grant and Ashton Kutcher are the kind of boys you would like to take home to cuddle — even though you would have to make sure they did not woo your mom.
These two characters have as much or more off-screen charisma as they do on — without all the ridiculous Charlie Sheen sober or not drama.
Celebrity Fitness: Katy Perry vs. Megan Fox for best boob job? (Pics)
Celebrity Fitness!
Hot in Hollywood Katy Perry vs. Megan Fox for best boob job?
[May 12]
When it comes to magnificent mammary glands, star celebs Katy Perry and Megan Fox are well known for having two of the best sets in Hollywood. The trouble is, that god and good genetics might not have anything to do with either spectacular twin sets. The plastic surgeons responsible for the artist known as Megan Fox have cleverly crafted an icon that rivaled sexy dead starlet Marilyn Monroe, while po music singer Katy Perry’s docs have made her look more candy-esque. So which star pair was crafted best? The jury is still out, but for 10 grand or less you can buy yourself or you girl her own matching set.
So what of the plastic surgery craze in Hollywood? For better or for worse we ask?
Is a woman who has been cosmetically altered to look cartoon-ish as lovely as starlets of past eras who primped and pranced around by using old fashioned corsets and girdles to do what the binding brand SPANX now does best?
Think about Marilyn Monroe, Jane Russell, Raquel Welch, Sophia Lauren…
Compare them to Katy Perry and regardless of any alterations, the pop music rocking diva and new wife of comedian actor Russell Brand looks bland.
Megan Fox, on the other hand? She looks every bit the part of glamor doll. Well, at least she used to out there in Hollywood land, long before she quit eating and looks a bit like she started to tan.
Celebrity Tattoos: Miley Cyrus mom Tish has much bigger tatts than teen?
Celebrity Tattoos!
Miley Cyrus mom Tish has much bigger tatts than teen?
[May 12]
How did we miss this celebrity mom factoid of ew? Miley Cyrus celebrity mom Tish has much bigger tattoos than the wayward teen currently boasts. For all the hooting and hollering we have done in the past over why the Cyrus family allowed their young teenage daughter to get tatts, we totally missed the point: Miley Cyrus is completely a product of her at home environment, not at the mercy of fame, child star stature, or Hollywood celebrity teen peer pressure. The Hannah Montana star from Disney has been heavily influenced when it comes to sporting bad tattoos by none other than Tish — the on again off again wife of Billy Ray Cyrus and her own celebrity mother.
TMZ reported that Miley Cyrus and her mom were spotted sunbathing on a beach in South America on May 12th, 2011. The accompanying paparazzi photo made one thing abundantly clear — that Tish Cyrus is one heavily tattooed mother!
So, making sure it really was a shot of angel wing back tattoos on Tish before we got our feathers ruffled, we did a little red carpet photo gallery sleuthing — and found a pic of Ryan Seacrest, Miley Cyrus and Tish Cyrus on the red carpet where Tish looked… ridiculous in an evening gown.
It seems that angel win full back tattoos, when spoiled by some sort of big lone star, age, and a sequined get up, are just not as dramatic a feature on a forty something as they might have been on some hot young twenty something who thought the wings would be trendy in the moment.
Celebrity Health: UFC fighter Brock Lesnar fighting Diverticulitis?
Celebrity Health!
UFC fighter Brock Lesnar in painful battle against debilitating medical condition Diverticulitis?
[May 12]
Here is some unexpected celebrity health news. UFC fighter Brock Lesnar suffers from a debilitating digestive disease called diverticulitis — which doctors and patients suffering with both report causes extreme stomach pain. Who knew that beating the odds to rise to the top of UFC would be less painful than the battle raging on in his own body? The valiant Brock released a quintessential celebrity athlete statement press statement saying, “I’m not retiring … I believe there’s a solution to every problem, I just gotta find the right solution … I love this sport.”
According to TMZ and other celebrity gossip sites, Brock Lesnar insists his current bout with his debilitating medical symptoms aren’t as serious as last time, “but he couldn’t train for his fight against Junior dos Santos at UFC 131 on June 11. Lesnar was hospitalized back in 2009 due to his medical condition — and had to reschedule his fight against Shane Carwin. Lesnar whooped Carwin’s ass when they fought a few months later. Lesnar is currently being treated at the famous Mayo Clinic in Minnesota.”
Celebrity Scandal: Lady Gaga shoes bleeped by American Idol OOPS or not?
Celebrity Scandal!
Lady Gaga stiletto pumps you will not see on American Idol a celebrity OOPS moment or publicity stunt?
[May 12]
Bleeped by American Idol for making an OOPS fashion statement! Only Lady Gaga could turn reality television mentoring attire into a Hollywood celebrity scandal in such glam fashion. Prudes they might be, but the producers of American Idol will not be showing off Lady Gaga’s shoes that she wore for her mentoring special guest appearance on American Idol on May 11th, 2011. TMZ reported the following bleeped out censored fashion forward details about the stiletto heels Lady Gaga wore to meet the contestants for tutoring. Talk about your hot for teacher moments in pop music! But the coolest part about Lady Gaga’s shoes is not what they represented but how much free press she will undoubtedly be able to generate for herself thanks to wearing them.
Talk about your fame monster!