Celebrity OOPS!
Jersey Shore Snooki fender bender with police cruiser in Italy makes worldwide headline news?
[May 31]
Wrecked exotic… location! Publicity stunt of not, the littlest Jersey Shore reality television cast member got in a celebrity OOPS fender bender Memorial Day Weekend while out celebrating like an American while pretending to be European Italian. Snooki, America’s favorite half pint Guidette, was in Italy over the holiday weekend while being filmed for the MTV reality TV series Jersey Shore. That was when the car crash bang boom fireworks allegedly happened.
The Washington Press reports:
According to People magazine, Deena Nicole Cortese and a member of the show’s production team were also in the crash, during which Snooki ran into the back of a police patrol car that was supposed to act as an escort to protect the group’s personal safety. MTV released a statement Monday that said alcohol was not a factor and no one was arrested or seriously injured as a result of the incident.
Snooki is world famous now for her foul mouth, binge drinking habits, and for essentially making Italian-American people all a bit embarrassed with her claim she is one of their clan.
Even the real Italians are embarrassed to see how all of the Jersey Shore cast members have been dressing and acting while on location filming in Italy. More than one person comes forward every day to say, “That is not how real Italian people look or act.”
Having tried the Cookie Diet, celebrity diets, and every different kind of health and fitness regime to make herself more attractive, poor little Snooki — at 4 foot 11 inches tall — is doomed by bad genetics.
What makes the little woman act like she is so big, hairy and scary?
Likely, she is from a bad family with poor manners and she has an inferiority complex bigger than all the poof hairdos over the year she has worn stacked together.
But what about the car accident and the real story behind the rumors that the celebrity car wreck happened?
The LA Times reports:
Looks like the “Jersey Shore” gang might need to have their pasta delivered to the crib — at least one cast member is no longer allowed to drive.
Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi was behind the wheel of a Fiat Multipla in Florence, Italy, on Monday afternoon when she crashed into the back of a police car (a police car, Snook?). Co-star Deena Cortese was in the passenger seat, as the whole gang is filming the current season of the MTV reality show in Italy.
The officers involved in the crash, a male and female, suffered minor injuries such as cuts and bruises, according to Us Weekly. Polizzi was taken into custody but not fromally arrested. MTV Productions and the police confirmed that she wasn’t under the influence.
So what’s — as the guidette would say — the big freakin’ deal? Polizzi automatically lost her privilege to drive in the country, and although she wasn’t arrested, she could face civil charges from the officers hurt in the incident.